The Ultimate Fantasy Sports Team

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Last Friday night at White Horse, Matt, Dodzie, Vanessa, Lynn, and I conducted a rather eclectic fantasy sports draft. It started as a guideless fantasy baseball draft, but quickly became unhinged. Without further ado, here is my unbeatable team:

  1. ARod. (round 1, pick 5 of the baseball draft, throwing all morals out the window)
  2. Roy Halladay
  3. Derek Lee
  4. Roy Oswalt
  5. Miguel Tejada
  6. Miguel Cabrera
  7. Carlos Delgado
  8. Brad Lidge
  9. Todd Helton
  10. Mark Buehrle
  11. Vijay Singh (round 1, pick 4 of the golf draft)
  12. Ernie Els
  13. Rocky Balboa (round 1, pick 3 of the movie sports characters draft)
  14. Roy Hobbes
  15. Sanka
  16. "kayak" (round 1, pick 2 of the palindrome draft)
  17. Link (round 1, pick 1 of the video game character draft)
  18. Snoods (all of them)
  19. Sonic
  20. Billy from Double Dragon
  21. Adam Morrison (round 1, pick 2 of college basketball player draft)
  22. Joakim Noah

Look out, world.

3 Comments

that's quite a team. what palindrome was drafted before 'kayak'?

and who got bo jackson in the video game players draft?

pretty sure sonic would wreck bo jackson. we all know that velocity is more important than mass in momentum!

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