Definition by Example

Receiving a notice of a certified letter waiting for me at the post office. Heading to the post office before going into work. Waiting on line for 35 minutes because no one is at the letter pick-up window. Waiting an additional 5 minutes while the postal employee retrieves my letter. Finding out that the certified letter was from Shalom Hunan Shalom Beijing Zoe's Chinese Restaurant, informing me that they had recently applied to receive a liquor license.

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Pardon my French, but I don't give a flying fuck! I want my 40 minutes back.