You know what "tools" would help the U.S. intelligence community keep Americans safe from terrorists?
- The ability to grant immunity to anyone who blithely breaks the law.
- The ability to strip search arbitrary
AmericansMuslims on the streets of American cities. - The ability to shoot first and contrive evidence later.
- The ability to grant unlimited no-bid contracts to large energy corporations that the Vice President used to work for. (Oh wait, that's a totally different vein in which to be careless and corrupt.)
- The ability to install cameras in Americans' bedrooms and arrest those engaging in homosexual relations.
Just give me a fucking break already.